February 2012
Tim Tebow gets a David Bowie song about him.
Jeremy Lin gets a Pearl Jam song about him.
James Reimer? Rebecca freaking Black.
That picture of Lupul makes me sad though.
I just want my team to grow playoff beards… :’(
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I’m dying here.
Omfg Wheat Thins.
“You think you know Wheat Thins? F**k you. F**k you and the cracker you rode in...”
– Stephen Colbert
“Now, as TV’s most popular and influential Catholic, I’d like to say...”
– Stephen Colbert
@ninjafarts
He’s nearly 20 years older than me and is married?
I kid you not, I had the most beautiful dream once, one of those that you know MEANS something. And in it I ended up meeting the man of my dreams and I woke up feeling hopeful and wonderful!
…And then I realized my “dream boy” was Paul Rudd.
And I was sad.
Anonymous asked: which one do you miss the least?
Anonymous asked: out of all the anons that you've had in the past, which one do you miss the most?
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GPOY
Who wants to bet that Washington wakes up on Saturday?
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
I’m having deja vu from Tuesday’s game and I don’t like it at all.
YES. SERIOUSLY.
JAMES, YOU GOTTA COME OUT OF YOUR NET.
You’ve been hiding in there since you were injured. When you came out you had back to back shutouts!
But then you sunk back in again…
Every time someone complains about fangirls in their tags being happy, it makes me want to fill up that tag with posts.
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FAN GIRLS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TAGS
johnktionov:
Us Kings fans don’t care that you’re happy Richards and Carter are “Reunited” we just lost one of our best defensemen to a shit team. So keep your “celebrating” and “OH MY GOD I HAVE TO BUY HIS LA JERSEY” to your own blog, we don’t want to see that shit.
LOL
@pintsofguinness
I officially hate TSN more than I hate Sportsnet.
TSN announces a trade.
TSN follows this news with a second announcement: Toronto has not yet made an official offer for Rick Nash.
OH MY GOD, LET IT GO. HE IS NOT COMING HERE. GO AWAY.
My entire team is going to lose to Patrick Marleau.
9th place here we come!
OMFG JAMES STOP HIDING IN YOUR NET.
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…And as soon as I said that.
:/
Okay, but the fact is our team is successfully helping out our struggling goalie?
And I am okay with this?
…But I don’t want an Islander for my goalie. :(
Well, intermission. Which means I’ll go fold laundry instead of listening to TSN’s crap.
But omg a Schticky commercial first! You know… for your problematic shedding pussy.
I kind of really want to change the channel.
Like… I cannot stand the tension of these games anymore.
WALK IT OFF, MAC.
@hoobadoo
Might have to, going forward?
Oh TSN… How you hyperbole….
When did we start shopping for a goaltender?
Oh wait. TSN’s believed we’ve been shopping for a goaltender since October 22nd.
:|
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Roll up the rim is back…?
TSN is going to spend the entire game shitting on our goalies tonight, eh? Okay, I see how it is.
I was going to make myself a cup of coffee.
Then I remembered I’ve given up coffee for Lent.
So I decided I will cope by making a cup of my favourite tea!
Then I remembered that tea has whole coffee beans in it. So I can’t have it.
#Catholicproblems
I was informed yesterday that George R. R. Martin is doing a book signing next month.
Do you think maybe he’d sign my copy of “A Storm of Swords” and write “Sorry about the Red Wedding” inside?
I actually have no idea yet what book he’s coming to promote, but a girl can dream.
Edit: He will in fact be there to promote and sign “A Dance With...
Anonymous asked: aww why not?
Anonymous asked: I take it you don't like Jeffler..,
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I would like to pre-emptively apologize to all of...
I’ve given up coffee for Lent.
“To be honest with you, we win as a team and lose as a team. There’s no blame,...”
– Dion Phaneuf (via chelseameghan)
“Of course it doesn’t feel good right now…Every time we lose a game I don’t feel...”
– Jonas Gustavsson on the loss to the Devils(via h0ckey-l0ve)
Yesterday I had such a bad migraine that I conked out at 9:30 and slept for just over 12 hours.
Tonight I’m just lying awake, completely unable to sleep.
:/
Methinks I may have to return to the wonders of Sleepytime tea before bed.
Hahaha fat camp joke hahaha.
Don’t quit your day job.
